Potential speakers at the Republican National Convention July 18-21, 2016

(Read to the bottom for those who said yes)




Normally-Likely Convention Speakers who have said they will not speak
(most are not even attending)
  • ·       Pres. George H.W. Bush
  • ·       Pres. George W. Bush
  • ·       Gov. Mitt Romney
  • ·       Sen. John McCain
  • ·       Sen. John Kasich
  • ·       Sen. Lindsey Graham
  • ·       Sen. Kelly Ayotte
  • ·       Utah Rep. Mia Love (rising star, who would normally be clamoring for a chance to speak, will instead be on vacation)
  • ·       Sen. Jeff Flake (said he won’t be at the convention because he’ll be mowing his lawn). (Really)
  • ·       South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy, chair of the Benghazi/Clinton investigation. (Taking his family to the beach instead) (really)
  • ·       South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford
  • ·       Wisconsin Rep. Sean Duffy
  • ·       Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo
  • ·       Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner
  • ·       South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley
  • ·       Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn
  • ·       New York Rep. Elise Stefanik (who wrote the platform for the 2012 Convention)
  • ·       Oklahoma Rep. Steve Russell
  • ·       North Carolina Rep. Richard Hudson (another rising Republican star)
  • ·       Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse
  • ·       Utah Sen. Mike Lee (will have to come, because he is on the rules committee, but hates Trump).
  • ·       Florida Sen. Marco Rubio
  • ·       People who refused to say whether they would speak if asked:

o   Mississippi Sen. Roger Wicker
o   Oregon Rep. Greg Walden

Invited and likely to speak:
  • ·       Gov. Chris Christie
  • ·       Sen. Jeff Sessions
  • ·       Trump children Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Jr. 
  • ·       Dr. Ben Carson
  • ·       Donald Trump (has suggested he could speak every night)


Sports figures invited (not all have said yes)
  • ·       Boxer, Mike Tyson,
  • ·       Former Bears coach, Mike Ditka,
  • ·       Former Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight.
  • ·       Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady
  • ·       Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Ben Roethlisberger
  • ·       UFC fighter, Dana White
  • ·       Ex-Chicago Bears Coach, Mike Ditka


Musical acts to Attract Young People
  • ·       Eighties Rock Band, Poison
  • ·       Seventies Rock Band, Journey
  • ·       Sixties singer, Rick Springfield,


Here's your chance
If you would be interested in being invited to speak at the Convention, let me know. I have an in with the Donald. He and I go way back. (I understand I am being considered for Vice President, but don't let that out just yet until he wants to make it public.)

Make a check out to "Stan G. Duncan" and send it to me and I'll see what I can do.



Sources:
http://www.dailywire.com/news/6968/heres-list-top-11-republicans-who-wont-speak-trump-aaron-bandler
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/hardly-anybody-wants-to-speak-at-trumps-convention-224815
http://fusion.net/story/320155/donald-trump-rnc-tyson-poison/



Potential speakers at the Republican National Convention July 18-21, 2016

(Read to the bottom for those who said yes)


Normally-Likely Convention Speakers who have said they will not speak
(most are not even attending)
  • ·       Pres. George H.W. Bush
  • ·       Pres. George W. Bush
  • ·       Gov. Mitt Romney
  • ·       Sen. John McCain
  • ·       Sen. John Kasich
  • ·       Sen. Lindsey Graham
  • ·       Sen. Kelly Ayotte
  • ·       Utah Rep. Mia Love (rising star, who would normally be clamoring for a chance to speak, will instead be on vacation)
  • ·       Sen. Jeff Flake (said he won’t be at the convention because he’ll be mowing his lawn). (Really)
  • ·       South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy, chair of the Benghazi/Clinton investigation. (Taking his family to the beach instead) (really)
  • ·       South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford
  • ·       Wisconsin Rep. Sean Duffy
  • ·       Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo
  • ·       Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner
  • ·       South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley
  • ·       Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn
  • ·       New York Rep. Elise Stefanik (who wrote the platform for the 2012 Convention)
  • ·       Oklahoma Rep. Steve Russell
  • ·       North Carolina Rep. Richard Hudson (another rising Republican star)
  • ·       Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse
  • ·       Utah Sen. Mike Lee (will have to come, because he is on the rules committee, but hates Trump).
  • ·       Florida Sen. Marco Rubio
  • ·       People who refused to say whether they would speak if asked:

o   Mississippi Sen. Roger Wicker
o   Oregon Rep. Greg Walden

Invited and likely to speak:
  • ·       Gov. Chris Christie
  • ·       Sen. Jeff Sessions
  • ·       Trump children Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Jr. 
  • ·       Dr. Ben Carson
  • ·       Donald Trump (has suggested he could speak every night)


Sports figures invited (not all have said yes)
  • ·       Boxer, Mike Tyson,
  • ·       Former Bears coach, Mike Ditka,
  • ·       Former Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight.
  • ·       Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady
  • ·       Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Ben Roethlisberger
  • ·       UFC fighter, Dana White
  • ·       Ex-Chicago Bears Coach, Mike Ditka


Musical acts to Attract Young People
  • ·       Eighties Rock Band, Poison
  • ·       Seventies Rock Band, Journey
  • ·       Sixties singer, Rick Springfield,

Here's your chance
If you would be interested in being invited to speak at the Convention, let me know. I have an in with the Donald. He and I go way back. (I understand I am being considered for Vice President, but don't let that out just yet until he wants to make it public.)

Make a check out to "Stan G. Duncan" and send it to me and I'll see what I can do.



Sources:
http://www.dailywire.com/news/6968/heres-list-top-11-republicans-who-wont-speak-trump-aaron-bandler
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/hardly-anybody-wants-to-speak-at-trumps-convention-224815
http://fusion.net/story/320155/donald-trump-rnc-tyson-poison/




Potential speakers at the Republican National Convention July 18-21, 2016

(Read to the bottom for those who said yes)




Normally-Likely Convention Speakers who have said they will not speak
(most are not even attending)
  • ·       Pres. George H.W. Bush
  • ·       Pres. George W. Bush
  • ·       Gov. Mitt Romney
  • ·       Sen. John McCain
  • ·       Sen. John Kasich
  • ·       Sen. Lindsey Graham
  • ·       Sen. Kelly Ayotte
  • ·       Utah Rep. Mia Love (rising star, who would normally be clamoring for a chance to speak, will instead be on vacation)
  • ·       Sen. Jeff Flake (said he won’t be at the convention because he’ll be mowing his lawn). (Really)
  • ·       South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy, chair of the Benghazi/Clinton investigation. (Taking his family to the beach instead) (really)
  • ·       South Carolina Rep. Mark Sanford
  • ·       Wisconsin Rep. Sean Duffy
  • ·       Florida Rep. Carlos Curbelo
  • ·       Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner
  • ·       South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley
  • ·       Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn
  • ·       New York Rep. Elise Stefanik (who wrote the platform for the 2012 Convention)
  • ·       Oklahoma Rep. Steve Russell
  • ·       North Carolina Rep. Richard Hudson (another rising Republican star)
  • ·       Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse
  • ·       Utah Sen. Mike Lee (will have to come, because he is on the rules committee, but hates Trump).
  • ·       Florida Sen. Marco Rubio
  • ·       People who refused to say whether they would speak if asked:

o   Mississippi Sen. Roger Wicker
o   Oregon Rep. Greg Walden

Invited and likely to speak:
  • ·       Gov. Chris Christie
  • ·       Sen. Jeff Sessions
  • ·       Trump children Ivanka, Eric, and Donald Jr. 
  • ·       Dr. Ben Carson
  • ·       Donald Trump (has suggested he could speak every night)


Sports figures invited (not all have said yes)
  • ·       Boxer, Mike Tyson,
  • ·       Former Bears coach, Mike Ditka,
  • ·       Former Indiana basketball coach Bobby Knight.
  • ·       Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady
  • ·       Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Ben Roethlisberger
  • ·       UFC fighter, Dana White
  • ·       Ex-Chicago Bears Coach, Mike Ditka


Musical acts to Attract Young People
  • ·       Eighties Rock Band, Poison
  • ·       Seventies Rock Band, Journey
  • ·       Sixties singer, Rick Springfield,


Here's your chance
If you would be interested in being invited to speak at the Convention, let me know. I have an in with the Donald. He and I go way back. (I understand I am being considered for Vice President, but don't let that out just yet until he wants to make it public.)

Make a check out to "Stan G. Duncan" and send it to me and I'll see what I can do.



Sources:
http://www.dailywire.com/news/6968/heres-list-top-11-republicans-who-wont-speak-trump-aaron-bandler
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/hardly-anybody-wants-to-speak-at-trumps-convention-224815
http://fusion.net/story/320155/donald-trump-rnc-tyson-poison/



Pop Quiz

Which statements in last week's debate were false and which were true?
(Winner gets to take moderator, Stan Duncan, to lunch)
  1. Ben Carson, when he said that he had no ties to Mannatech, a nutritional-supplement company that is frequently sued about fraudulent claims. He called the accusation that he had supported them and done promotional videos for them “total propaganda.”
  2. Donald Trump, when he said, “I was not at all critical” of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg for his efforts to advance comprehensive immigration reform and widen the H-1B visa program. 
  3. Carly Fiorina, when she claimed 92 percent of those who lost jobs in President Obama’s first term were women. 
  4. Marco Rubio, when he charged the media ignored evidence that Hillary Clinton was a “liar” at Benghazi hearing.
Write your comments below. We'd love to hear from you. 

Thought for the day:


  • July 23, 2015, 3 dead, 7 hurt when gunman opens fire in Lafayette movie theater
  • July 16, 4 Marines killed in attacks on Chattanooga military facilities
  • June 17, 2015, a mass shooting at Emanuel AME Church in Charleston
  • Two years and seven months since the gun massacre of 26 people, 20 of them children, in Newtown, Connecticut.
  • Three years since the shooting in a movie theater in Aurora, Colorado where 12 were killed and 70 people injured
  • Three years on August 5 since the killing of 6 people and wounding of 4 in a Sikh Temple in Oak Creek, Wisconsin

Congress has been unable to find any way to pass any law since for any of these shootings, to make Americans safer.
By contrast,
  • Jul 9, 2015 - Kathryn Steinle shot in San Francisco by an undocumented immigrant. 
  • In three weeks, the House of Representatives passed the "Enforce the Law for Sanctuary Cities Act," which threatens to cut off federal spending on community safety programs unless cities act to protect our citizens from violent acts when perpetrated by immigrants. 

So, What DID He Do on that Mountain?

John 6:1-21
Proper 12/ Ordinary time 17, Year B

I. Background

The first thing that is important to know about the feeding stories is how significant they were for Jesus and the early church. The feedings are the only miracles that are shared in all four Gospels, and two of them, John and Mark, have either a second feeding story or a second version of the same story. So, either (a) both of them thought the story was so important that they wanted to share it twice (which would attest to its significance to the early church) or (b) Jesus did more feeding than most of us had assumed (which would attest to its significance in the ministry of Jesus). Either possibility testifies to its importance.

John’s version of the story is laden with political symbolism, some of which is apparent to “normal” readers (whatever that means), and some are not. I’ll point out a few of the most important, but John starts right at the very beginning dropping interesting clues.

Notice, for example, that he begins with Jesus getting off of a boat at the Sea of Galilee. All of the four gospels agree on this. But only John adds that it was also known as the Sea of “Tiberias.” Why did he add that? One reason is that Tiberias was one of the most hated and politically volatile cities in Palestine, and he wants the reader to take note of that. It had been in existence for only a few short years. It was built by Herod Antipas at the edge of the Sea of Galilee in the year 20 c.e. (and recall that Jesus’ ministry was around 30 c.e.). It was built to facilitate trade with the gentiles who populated the opposite side of the Sea. What made it a hated name and avoided by many locals was that it was built upon a local Jewish graveyard and was therefore considered unclean to observant Jews. Only people from outside of Israel (and sellouts within Israel) would ever dare living there.

Second, in the short time between its founding and the life of Jesus, it grew rapidly to become the largest city in Israel, surpassing even Sepphoris, which Antipas had rebuilt from ruins and enlarged just a few years earlier. This meant that in less than one generation, tiny Israel grew to have three major cities (these two plus Jerusalem), two of which were populated mainly by outsiders, and all demanding a steady supply of food from the surrounding farms and villages. Their rapid growth put difficult demands on the normal harvests in the region and contributed to an upswing in hunger around them. This was also exacerbated by pro-city economic policies of Antipas, which forced rural farmers to either give up some of their produce to feed the cities or pay a tribute on what they did not give. So, the more crops they grew, the more they had to pay in tribute to the powerful urban centers. They could lower the tax by lowering their production, but they’d still have to pay a percentage to the state, and then they’d have even less left over with which to feed their families. So, they lost either way. Biblical scholar Obery Hendricks, describes the economic life of first century farmers this way:

Most peasant farmers had land holdings of less than six acres, of which on average only 1.5 acres was available for cultivation, hardly enough to support a family. That is, if they were fortunate enough to have saved their farms from outright seizure by the Romans, or from dispossession for tax default, or from the machinations of the Herodians and their cronies who, it is estimated, owned one-half to two-thirds of the land in Galilee. To make ends meet, most farmers either had to hire themselves out for wages to supplement their meager crops, or go into debt, which was usually a worse alternative. Tenant farmers and share-croppers often fared even worse, ending up in prison or enslaved by their creditors.[2]

When food production for the average resident of Galilee was exported to the cities, it did two things. First, it simply lowered the amount of fruits, vegetables, and grains that were available to be consumed by the farmers and made the region grow incrementally more hungry. Second, and more interestingly, when such large percentages of grains were taken out of system, it made the prices of the remaining grains go up. It’s the simple law of “supply and demand”: when there is more of something the price goes down and when there is less of something it goes up. So, there was less food to go around to eat and the food that was grown began to cost more to purchase for the non-farm families who didn’t have direct access to it themselves.

In many ways this is a story that could be told of many poor farmers in the world today. Following the global economic “reforms” of the 1970s and ‘80s, much of the farming in poor and developing countries of the global south was forcefully reoriented from production for local consumption to production for exports. In some instances they were pushed to sell larger and larger portions of their wheat or other grains to middle people or the government which would then export it to the wealthy (usually northern) countries. In some instances they would cease food production altogether and instead grow cash crops like hemp, or cotton, or coffee. In this activity, many people made (and still make) a lot of money, but the same two principles that exacerbated hunger in ancient Israel held true here as well: taking food off of the market meant that there was less of it, and what remained went up in price for low-income non-farmers. So, over all, while some people benefitted from globalization and the rise of the global “free” market, by and large the poor farmers of the world became more poor.

When the ancient farmers of Israel were unable to pay the food tax, they did have access to a convenient loan program from the large wealthy land owners to tide them over—but the interest rates were often as high as fifty to sixty percent! With this precarious combination of fees and loans, whenever there was a bad harvest either from drought or unseasonable rains, many farmers would simply lose everything and have to sell their animals, or their farms, and finally their bodies as slaves to their creditors.[3] High rates of interest were one of the key tools used for creating poverty and debt slavery in the ancient world.

This too has a contemporary parallel. Leaders of poor and developing countries in the global south took out huge loans in the 1970s from banks in the north, under the advice that they would make enough in export sales back to the north again to eventually pay back the loans and become “First World” countries. However, in the eighties, two things came together at the same time that destroyed that possibility. First, the wealthy countries of the global north fell into a recession and cut back on purchases of the products that the poor countries were trying to sell to raise money to pay back the loans. And that drove the prices of their products downward, severely cutting back on their ability make payments on the loans. Second (partly because of the recession and partly because of the US Federal Reserve tightening credit), the interest on their loans went up. So, while the costs for their loans (the interest) was going up, their income with which to pay on them was going down. Poor countries fell into an economic abyss from which many have still not quite recovered. Latin America called the eighties the “Lost Decade,” but the nineties were nothing to write home about. To keep the countries paying on their loans, the wealthy and powerful countries, and the multi-lateral banks that they controlled (like the World Bank and the IMF), forced them into draconian, belt tightening, austerity programs that cut things like health care, education and price supports for the poor. It caused so much suffering that many people of faith and conscience believed them to be a modern version of slavery. Tens of millions of people lost their jobs and their livelihoods (not to mention all of the merchants and services around them who no longer had customers), driving unimaginable numbers of people into hunger, poverty and in many cases outright starvation. All of which is ominously reminiscent of the time of Nehemiah, when debts grew so large that people had to sell their children to pay them. To pay our creditors, they said, “we are forcing our sons and daughters to be slaves, and some of our daughters have been ravished; we are powerless, and our fields and vineyards now belong to others.” In Mexico, and Central America, millions of those who fled north to the US in the nineties did so in part as a response to the economic cutbacks imposed upon their countries that devastated their local communities.

In the US following the 2007-9 recession this same philosophy was used to cripple state economies in order to “save” them. The ideology that cutting salaries, pensions, benefits, social services and jobs to pay off loans would somehow result in growth was imposed on state and local governments in the US and also the poorer countries of southern Europe. The belief  was that if you can just fire enough people and cut enough salaries, pensions and benefits, and cause enough suffering and hunger and misery, then it will miraculously lift the economy and promote business and trade. Today, many, perhaps most, economists believe that one of the reasons why our recession lasted as long as it did and rebounded as poorly as it did was because of the state and local governments took this path off cutting, rather than stimulating, their way to “growth.”

This policy is not totally wrong in the long, long, long, long, long, term, perhaps, but in the short term (twenty to thirty years) the reverse has nearly always happened. In the developing world cuts of the eighties, it took more than twenty years of brutal, painful human suffering before the economies began to claw their way back to some semblance of economic health. The problem with this ideology is that when people’s incomes and salaries are cut, they pay less in income and sales taxes and the government’s income actually goes down (not up) and its deficit increases, resulting in the “need” for more and more rounds of cuts. It was and is a downward spiral that almost always ends badly. Like the US states, the poor countries stricken by this policy in the eighties and nineties (and countries like Greece today), were forced into massive cuts and firings and that policy has been a major drag on the global economy its recovery from the recession. In Europe the horrific cuts in social services and livelihoods drove Greece into such poverty that it will take generations before they reach anything roughly resembling economic and social health.[4] The demands for cuts in personnel and social spending made to Greece by the European Union in July 2015 were so extreme that even the usually bloodless number crunchers in the IMF protested that they would cripple the Greek economy and make their debts unpayable (and their people suffer) for over thirty years before they could be paid back.[5]

While the details of these contemporary examples are different than those of first century Palestine, they are in many ways similar. The demands imposed on poor farmers by Herod and wealthy land owners and those imposed on poor nations by creditors and wealthy nations, both have a familiar ring to them.


II.
All of this background is tied closely to the feeding story and is related to why the author of the Gospel of John wanted you to know that this took place close to the hated city of Tiberias. Have you ever wondered why it was that so often when Jesus was in the country side he was swarmed by great crowds of people? Where did they come from? When he is in the towns, you may not see them by the thousands, but there are still hoards flocking after him. Even allowing for some exaggeration from the Gospel writers, it still is an interesting phenomenon. Where did they come from? These stories were for the most part in the middle of the day. Don’t they have jobs?

The answer is “no.” These were people who were driven off of their land by poverty and hunger and oppression by their rulers. They often were not able to pay the demanded tribute and feed themselves at the same time and got desperately into debt and finally lost their farms.[6] Some in fact moved back onto the farms they once owned as indebted workers; many others just became homeless, beggars, prostitutes, thieves, and day laborers. When they heard of Jesus, teaching, healing and feeding in the region or neighborhood they flocked to see him. And when he got out of the boat at the beginning of our story, and the crowds saw him, they clamored for him, wanting to see or experience some of the healing signs that they had heard were taking place through him.

Another seemingly innocuous comment from John is that all of this took place near the Passover. There is nothing in the story as it stands that otherwise refers to, or relates to, the Passover, so why did he think it was important to mention that here? Part of it was likely  because he wants the reader to think of Jesus as a new Moses, who you will recall also delivered bread (manna) from a mountain (Exod. 16:4, cf. John 6:31-33). But it is also likely that John once again wants us to feel the politically charged atmosphere surrounding this event. In a fairly consistent way, whenever John makes note of an event being close to a Jewish festival, he has Jesus present some kind of controversial teaching that subverts and undermines a traditional teaching that is held by the religious authorities, and the result is often a confrontation with those authorities (cf. 1:13ff; 7:2ff; 10:22ff; 12:1ff)”[7] While in this instance the religious authorities do not show up until after the feeding story, the provocative, confrontational nature of the feeding is nonetheless clear here as well.


III.
Here is where the story begins to get interesting (I bet you thought it was interesting already). When Jesus and his disciples cross over the Sea of Tiberius, and settle down on a high hill to rest, he sees a large crowd running up the hill toward them. He leans over to Philip and asks, “Where can we go to buy enough bread to feed these people?” John says that he already knew the answer to that question when he asked it, but he asked it anyway to see what Philip would say (v. 6).

It might be helpful to point out here that—at least in the hands of John, the gospel writer—these conversations with the disciples are understood to be conversations also with the church. John preserves them or crafts them and broadens them, in ways that let them speak to the critical issues of his own church community, and not just to one individual on the side of a lake in ancient Israel. So, when we overhear these exchanges thousands of years later, we too should feel ourselves being asked the same questions asked of Philip and the others, “where are we going to get the food to feed these people?”

Philip answers him with the straightforward economic reality: No place. Nowhere. It’s impossible. To feed these people, he says, would take six months of wages, and nobody—certainly not the rag tag crowd that were following Jesus—had that kind of money lying around. Even if Judas had not been skimming off donations from the till,[8] they still couldn’t do it. Six months wages (or eight or ten, depending on the various translations) are actually just guesses. In the Greek it says two hundred denarii. A denarius was a Roman coin equal to about one day’s wage for a desperately poor common laborer. Philip is saying it would take two hundred days’ worth of work to feed these people (though the value of money at the time was falling because the size of the work force was growing). His precision is interesting. Why not be more general as numbers often are in the Bible? My hunch is that in addition to just simply saying that this is a big chunk of change, it is likely that Philip is also expressing his exasperation about the outrageousness of the decline in the value of money in his day, and the rapid escalation in prices.[9] He is probably making a statement about the impossibility of buying food to live on in an age of stagnating wages and inflationary prices. And if that is what he was doing, he was certainly correct.


As an aside, I also find it interesting that Jesus asked the “where” question, “Where are we to buy bread for these people to eat?” But Philip only hears a “how much” question: “How much will it cost to buy bread for these people to eat?” Jesus’ question assumes that they will buy bread, and can buy bread, but Philip’s answer makes it clear that he disagrees. He thinks they can’t buy that much bread, no matter where the late-night bakery is located. Philip is talking in simple economic terms but Jesus is talking about something larger.

Before Jesus could say anything, Andrew, Peter’s brother—also sounding exasperated and futile—says, “Well, we got this boy here, who has some fish and bread.” It’s not clear in English, but his choice of words indicates that he also thinks this is a lost cause. The words for “boy” (paidárion) and “fish” (opsarion )[10] are diminutive, that is, a “small boy” and a “small amount of fish.” Also, the use of the term “barley” loaves has a negative connotation to it because only the very poor and the very desperate would lower themselves to tasting this tasteless bread. Barley was what you fed to farm animals. Translated into more clear English, he’s saying something like, “We got bubkes here, zilch, nada. Our resources are zero, the economy has gone to Hades, and just to make that perfectly clear, look at what we’ve got for a meal: a little kid with a couple of fish and some really, really, smelly barley, which tastes awful, and I’m not going there.” (Maybe not a word-for-word translation, but you get the point.)

Jesus responds to this in a very odd way, but before we get to it, let me say what Jesus did not do. He did not offer communion. That is, when he took the loaves, broke them, gave thanks, and gave them…, he was not imitating some form of pre-communion, even though the Gospel writers, writing many years later, certainly had that in mind, and even though approximately 487.09 gazillion preachers (more or less) have later said he did. Whatever else he was thinking of up there on the mountain, it is all but one hundred percent certain that Jesus did not have the Celebration of Holy Eucharist on his mind while he was breaking bread and handing it out to hungry people. If he did, what would have been the point? The crowd that gathered there on that day would have had no idea what he was talking about. He could not have been trying to do some symbolism to tens of thousands of strangers of an event that had not even happened yet. Almost every Bible scholar on the planet (with the possible exception of my pet squirrel, but his credentials are a little thin) believes that the Gospel writers retrofitted that theology back into the actions of Jesus later because that was what they were thinking about, not Jesus.


IV.
So, with that out of the way, what did Jesus do? If the account can be accepted (and of course, that always carries some degree of conjecture), he was looking out onto a sea of faces, all poor and almost all hungry. They represented a wide swath of the economic and social bottom of Israelite society of the day. They were probably far more than 5,000 people, because in those days they only counted men, not women and not children. So a good guess would be at least ten thousand, perhaps as many as twenty. Again, this is if the crowd estimates of John and the others can be accepted, but by any accounting this was an incredible number of people.

Look again at the four acts described before the actual feeding: he “took,” “gave thanks,”[11] “broke,” and “gave.” While these probably are not images that prophesy upcoming Holy Communion, they are images that hearken back to traditional Hebrew gestures of a gracious host welcoming guests to his banquet table (except that Jesus’ guest list was a bit larger than that of most of us).

Think about the first two words, “took” and “blessed.” These are welcoming acts, and in a typical first century Jewish family, these are the acts of hosting. They bring you into the family. The last two, “broke” and “gave” are acts of serving and they are acts done usually by a slave (or worse: a wife). Notice too that before Jesus either welcomes or serves, he has everyone in the crowd “recline” (anepeson), which is the posture one takes in a banquet, not an ordinary meal. To recline means that the host has to lean down to serve you. It is also the posture that Jesus takes later in his last supper, when he also serves. In doing this, Jesus, in a subtle, almost radical, way has symbolically taken on the role of both master and slave, husband and wife, teacher and student, and welcomes everyone to the table.[12] When he does that, the participants almost certainly realized that something very special was about to happen.

So far, he is doing two things. First he is embodying the majestic vision of the “messianic banquet” of the Hebrew prophets. And they, in turn, were envisioning the “Jubilee,” that great age, heralded in Leviticus 25, when all of God’s creation, which has been broken and disfigured by human corruption and greed, will be returned back to the harmony and justice that God had originally intended. In the Jubilee, the days of God’s final dispensation, a celebration of oneness and equality will break out all over the land, and it will be symbolized by the one thing that almost all poor people lacked: food. There will be a great and glorious banquet on the mountain tops, which will be attended by all who can walk or crawl (and some who can do neither).

On this mountain the Lord of hosts will make for all peoples
    a feast of rich food, a feast of well-aged wines,
        of rich food filled with marrow, of well-aged wines strained clear.
— Isaiah 25:6

Most significant for a Christian interpretation of this act is that throughout his ministry, Jesus many times—here included—acted as though he was embodying the vision of the banquet. He acted it out in his behaviors with others and embodied its salvific meaning. His expansive, sharing, welcoming style had in fact garnered for him a reputation as a “glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners” (Mt 11:19). It was considered a criticism by his enemies, but to his supporters it was actually a beacon of what God intended for the earth. He “welcomes sinners and eats with them” (Luke 15:1–2) and in so doing he becomes God’s magisterial welcome mat to sinners (which, we should remember, included people who were sick, contagious, old, non-Jews, immigrants, criminals, slaves, and women) to enter in and become a part of the true end for humanity, the “kingdom” of God.

An important link to the events of the Last Supper is that in that meal, not only was he pointing backward to this feeding story, but he was also pointing forward to the coming eschatological banquet. He said, “I will never again drink of this fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father’s kingdom” (Matt. 26:29; Mark 14:25; Luke 22:18; cf. Luke 22:28–30).

Second, Jesus is also not just symbolically being the new realm of God embodied on earth, but he is also modeling a way to create it. If your community is beginning to feel the long, slow rise of hunger in America, then Jesus’ modeling of a way to address it may speak to you. He once told his followers, “The Kingdom (or realm) of God is within you,” and here is what that Realm looks like. Watch his actions: He holds up the little boy and distributes his paltry offering in front of everyone, and suddenly there is an abundance of food. One way of putting it is to say that what happened in the various feeding stories was much less “magical” than they sound in the preaching of most sermons, but far more “miraculous.”


V.
It’s very likely that what happened was something like this: Jesus took the little boy and set him in front of the crowd and said, “Hey, hey, all of you. Listen up. Look up here, focus, focus. Okay. Now I know that all of you are very poor. All of you have felt like you have been caught up in the economic crash that drove up the prices of food and drove down your income. We all know that. And all of you are afraid that you don’t have enough even to survive on your own and you’re afraid to spend anything. Now, I’m not going to give you some long lecture about Keynesian economics and how major financial powers need to step in and invest and spend and loan until the smaller folks can get their faith and trust and security back. Rome may get around to something like that one of these days, but who knows.

“Until then, we’re going to try something else; something that might be a model for the government and might work out better for you in the long run; something that might actually bring in the Kingdom that I’ve been talking so much about. We may not have enough food to go around individually, but in the aggregate, we can fix this problem. I’m going to put this little kid out in front here—with his frankly dismal little offering—for all of you to look at. He’s saying he is offering to give us everything he’s got, and I want you to see that. And then I’m going to break up his smelly bread and give thanks to God for it, and then start distributing it to all of you, and then you will…well, I don’t know. I hope I know what you’re going to do, but let’s see what happens after that. Alright? Got it? Don’t let me down. So now bow your heads I’m going to pray” and he starts praying.

And then, I think, as the bits and pieces of food are handed down the aisle, one person starts to think to himself, “Y’ know, the wife did make me this sandwich and packed me this thermos of coffee, and I probably don’t need all of it, so I’ll break it in half and pass it down with the barley as it comes handed down the aisle to me.” And then the next guy says, “Well, I do have this banana that I forgot to check at the gate when I came in, and I don’t need all of it,” so he breaks it in half and passes it down. And then there’s the guy who picked up the box of Oreos at the Seven Eleven that morning on the way out of town to the rally. And the one who won the turkey at the meat raffle at the Grange meeting last night. And the one who remembers he still has a piece of that fruit cake left over from the office party a couple of years ago that never went bad. And so on, all down the line, until all the loaves and fishes had been passed around and the disciples gathered up the scraps and found twelve baskets full of leftovers and snacks.

Goodness. Now that would be a miracle!



[1] The list is probably slightly exaggerated, but close enough to make the point.
[2] Obery M. Hendricks, Jr., The Politics of Jesus: Rediscovering the True Revolutionary Nature of Jesus’ Teachings and How They Have Been Corrupted (Doubleday, 2006) p.
[3] Exod. 23:6–13; Lev. 25; Deut. 15; cf. 2 Kings 8:1–6; Neh. 5.
[4] It would take far too much space to develop this theme, but it is essentially true that until relatively recently (the Reagan/Thatcher administrations), it was considered basic “Econ 101” that you spend money during a recession because the economy needs more money and you paid it back during boom times because then the economy has more money. The idea of cutting spending when the economy is in recession and desperately needs money to survive is a relatively new notion and somewhat like bleeding a hemophiliac and expecting it to make him get well.
[5] “The IMF position on Greece – explained, The Guardian (www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2015/jul/15/the-imf-position-on-greece-explained), retrieved July 22, 2015.
[6] See Amy Jill-Levine, “Visions of Kingdoms” The Oxford History of the Biblical World, Ed. Michael D. Coogan (Oxford University Press: 1998), p. 364.
[7] “Jesus Doesn’t Use IVR!”, Homiletics, vol. 18, no. 4, July 2006, pp. 41-46.
[8] John 12:6, “…he kept the common purse and used to steal what was put into it.”
[9] The Denarius (from the Latin dēnī, “containing ten”) was a silver coin originally minted as the value of ten asses. However, during the reign of Caesar Augustus (63 bce –14 ce), it had steadily declined in value to where, by the time of the ministry of Jesus, it had shrunk to nearly half its original size and purchasing value in asses. Unsurprisingly, in Israel all of the people forced to work on the massive government jobs were paid the same salaries decade after decade, even as the value of the currency was falling. Other references to denarii in the Gospels: Matthew 20:1-2; John 6:5-7; John 6:5-7; Luke 10:33-35; and John 12:4-6.
[10] In fact, the Louw/Nida Greek-English Lexicon translates it as a fish “Tidbit.”
[11] Actually the Synoptics say “blessed” (eulogēsen) and John’s Gospel says “gave thanks” (eucharistēsas), but the difference is not great enough for our purposes here to quibble.
[12] In the words of John Dominic Crossan, “Long before he was the ‘host,’ he was the hostess.” The Historical Jesus: The Life of a Mediterranean Jewish Peasant (HarperSanFrancisco, 1991), p. 404.